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Yin-and-Yang-Vibes

atelophobicpanda Austin Roberts has a tumblr and I will find it

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dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

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howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

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merrimynt:

When your crush uploads a selfie

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trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

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movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

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audino:

“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”

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funkybug:

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agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

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atelophobicpanda
  • YOLO: you only live online

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masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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